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Jokes from the desk of a grad student: Vol 6 #westernu

Why is an astronaut like a football player?
They both want touchdowns!

Q. What’s the most popular snack on Mars?

A. Marshmallows.

How do you know that Saturn is married more than once? Because he has lots of rings.

How does Jupiter hold up his trousers? With an asteroid belt.

The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says “You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.”

Saturn Clearly Visible All Night

April is another great month for looking up at the sky. While last month Venus and Jupiter were the cause for all the excitement, it’s Saturn that has our attention in April. Saturn will be at opposition (directly opposite the Sun) this month, meaning extra bright and extra long viewing times at night. The peak opportunity to view will be on April 15. The info can all be found here

Limer(phys)ics #3 – Chilean Miners et al.

 Neutrinos were under inspection,
Another dimension’s detection?
True cause for perplexion?..
Or just a defection
In optical fiber connection? 

*Next one doesn’t really rhyme unless you read it in an English accent, sorry!* 

When Friedrich Hund saw the first cases
Of miner’s from Chile’s worst cases,
When looking for answers
Said “What are the chances
That they’d tunnel there in the first place??”