Neutrinos were under inspection,
Another dimension’s detection?
True cause for perplexion?..
Or just a defection
In optical fiber connection? 

*Next one doesn’t really rhyme unless you read it in an English accent, sorry!* 

When Friedrich Hund saw the first cases
Of miner’s from Chile’s worst cases,
When looking for answers
Said “What are the chances
That they’d tunnel there in the first place??”