Smearing ink on the eyepiece, so as to give the observer an appearance of a “black eye”.
What do you call a lawyer in space? A.) A good start
One blonde asks the other, “Which is closer, Florida or the Moon?
the second answers: “Duh! The Moon! You can’t see Florida from here!
A Higgs-Boson walks into a bar. The bartender says “You know, there were some guys looking for you.”
